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June 8th, 2015


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07:01 pm - Oh Master Danger, Post #20
Today was a work event all day, and while I was gone, the fence people came and did their fence-building thing. That side of the backyard is very much BARRICADED now, indeed.

So when I got home from the work event, I eagerly took Master Danger, off leash, outside.

ME: Okay, Master Danger! You have all this space to run in --

MASTER DANGER: HOLY CRAP! LITERALLY! THERE'S ALL THIS DIRT, AND THERE'S SOME ANCIENT CAT POOP!

ME: No no no no --

MASTER DANGER: HUZZAH! YUM!

He digs his face in the dirt. I leap for him, but it's too late.

MASTER DANGER: [indistinctly, because of the desiccated remains of cat poop in his mouth] THANKS! I LOVE MY NEW FENCE!!!

Fin.

May your Monday be full of good things. But not cat poop.

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From:gwynnega
Date:June 9th, 2015 01:34 am (UTC)
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I'm trying not to laugh, but not succeeding. Oh Master Danger! :-)
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From:laurawise
Date:June 10th, 2015 12:01 am (UTC)
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It is his nature. [sigh]

Hugs today!
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From:mamculuna
Date:June 9th, 2015 01:53 am (UTC)
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Dog joy! Take it where you find it!
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From:laurawise
Date:June 10th, 2015 12:01 am (UTC)
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He can find it anywhere. (I deliberately leave the referent of 'it' unspoken. ;))

Cheers to you today!
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From:anne_d
Date:June 9th, 2015 02:41 am (UTC)
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Well, at least he has his priorities firmly in order. Sorry about that.
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From:laurawise
Date:June 10th, 2015 12:01 am (UTC)
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Indeed he does. Indeed.

Cheers to you today!
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From:paratti
Date:June 9th, 2015 06:12 pm (UTC)
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Meep.
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From:laurawise
Date:June 10th, 2015 12:02 am (UTC)
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One grows accustomed to Master Danger's little quirks. ;)

Cheers and hugs!
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From:freixenet
Date:June 10th, 2015 11:35 am (UTC)
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Oh, young padawan Corgi. It takes so little to make you happy.
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From:laurawise
Date:June 14th, 2015 10:34 pm (UTC)
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The Young Master is not at all happy with this heat, however. Nor am I. [sigh]

Hope you're getting ocean breezes!

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