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November 21st, 2008

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04:05 pm - Conversation with Dog of the House
[SCENE: Interior, sunny-cool afternoon. laurawise, in front of the desktop, pops open a Diet Coke and stares at the monitor, sighing.

The Dog of the House lies in Floating-Alligator pose in a stray sunbeam. She rolls her eyes.]

DOG OF THE HOUSE: What is it now?

LAURAWISE: I don't have anything to write about on LJ.


LAURAWISE: Well, I'm boring... Don't you roll your eyes at me again, Miss Thing.

DOG OF THE HOUSE: [sighs instead]

LAURAWISE: Boring because I've been busy unto madness with work and unexpected and not entirely enjoyable social events, and slightly brain-dead otherwise, and I think I only have maybe five hundred words in me today after that morning lecture-thingy and my hundred-six errands, and...

DOG OF THE HOUSE: Do shut up.

LAURAWISE: Excuse me?

DOG OF THE HOUSE: You're wasting words. Also, it's my suppertime.

LAURAWISE: [turns to LJ audience] I am so sorry, but... apparently I'm wasting words. I send hugs! Good thoughts! And the hope that someday, somehow, I shall be interesting!

DOG OF THE HOUSE: I am always interesting, of course. [before L can speak] No. Remember. Wasting words.

[End Scene.]

Hugs! Good thoughts! Things That Are Interesting!

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Date:November 21st, 2008 10:18 pm (UTC)
I will check for the Dog of the House's union card immediately, because that is SO VERY MUCH her attitude! ;-)

Hugs and good thoughts and a wonderful weekend to you and yours. :-)

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